andrewstarkman: world’s greatest facebook status OMG, fucking hillarious.

andrewstarkman:

world’s greatest facebook status

OMG, fucking hillarious.

Nov 28 2009

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kelseyyrose: warmwhispers: Jimmy John’s says … . (via LividFiction) This reminds me of my guy friends. I’m not sure which one in particular. But I can totally imagine Cully saying “DONT TASE ME BRO”. Cully, if you’re randomly using your Tumblr and reading this — I MISS YOU. Holy Shit, I look at Tumblr, like, never.  I miss you too.  I need some Kelsey in my life.  Too bad Arizona is so so far away.  I’ll find a way to come back eventually, but in the mea time I need to hear from you.  Is ichat still the choice for you guys?  I never use it, but I would just for you… lovelovelove.

kelseyyrose:

warmwhispers:

Jimmy John’s says … . (via LividFiction)

This reminds me of my guy friends. I’m not sure which one in particular. But I can totally imagine Cully saying “DONT TASE ME BRO”. Cully, if you’re randomly using your Tumblr and reading this — I MISS YOU.

Holy Shit, I look at Tumblr, like, never.  I miss you too.  I need some Kelsey in my life.  Too bad Arizona is so so far away.  I’ll find a way to come back eventually, but in the mea time I need to hear from you.  Is ichat still the choice for you guys?  I never use it, but I would just for you…

lovelovelove.

Oct 25 2009

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“ I’ve been rapping for about seventeen years okay? I don’t write my stuff anymore, I just kick it from my head, you know what I’m sayin’? I can do that. No disrespect, that’s just how I am. ”

Fuck Attribution.

Sep 8 2009

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Shitty/ Dank

Shitty things in my life:

Moving

Unpacking

Sleeping on the floor for the next two weeks

Working for the man

Dank things in my life:

Friday, John Williams conducts at the hollywood bowl.

Saturday, Rick Neuheisel conducts at the rose bowl. :)

Moving Priority 1: Madden 10 functional on 360.

Will soon have FULL bed.  :)

School starts soon! All my friends will come back to Westwood!  I love everything.

But seriously, fuck the bullshit.

Sep 1 2009

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Ben and Jerry's Renames "Chubby Hubby," "Hubby Hubby" in Support of Gay Marriage

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itsmelissaaa: cully: andrewstarkman: please go to www.illinoize.biz and download this mixtape. It’s sooooooo good. Melissa Deni is the illest. You may know her as “MGMT Girl.” You know what that was, a shout out.

itsmelissaaa:

cully:

andrewstarkman:

please go to www.illinoize.biz and download this mixtape.

It’s sooooooo good.

Melissa Deni is the illest. You may know her as “MGMT Girl.” You know what that was, a shout out.

Aug 31 2009

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“ How do [Republicans] train them selves to be so impervious to reality? It begins, I suspect, with reli­gion. They are taught from a young age that it is good to have “faith” — which is, by defini­tion, a belief with out any evidence to back it up. You don’t have “faith” Australia exists, or fire burns: you have evidence. You only need “faith” to believe the untrue or unprovable. Indeed, they are taught that faith is the highest aspiration and most noble cause. Is it any surprise this then percolates into their political views? Faith-based thinking spreads and contaminates the rational. ”

Johann Hari

God, am I just pissed off at Republicans today or what? I blame a shitty day at work and the stress of moving for my bad attitude.

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God, I fucking HATE Pat Buchanan. In 1992 Pat declared a Culture War at the Republican National Convention. The Republicans lost the election, and they lost me.

I fucking hate these people, who cling to their guns and religion and antipathy towards people of other races.

Nothing brings me more satisfaction than knowing that, for the moment, the American people told these assholes to take a fucking seat while the democrats govern for the first time in a decade.

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I’m going to hell.

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fuckyeahcilantro: with one or two fingertips, gently rub the radishes in a circular motion until the taco climaxes. or, in the same spot, use your tongue to write out the alphabet. then, after the taco has gotten sopping wet, go ahead and put your dick in it. (thx for the pic, michael. you dirty boy.) This is inspired genius. I had to.

fuckyeahcilantro:

with one or two fingertips, gently rub the radishes in a circular motion until the taco climaxes. or, in the same spot, use your tongue to write out the alphabet.

then, after the taco has gotten sopping wet, go ahead and put your dick in it.

(thx for the pic, michael. you dirty boy.)

This is inspired genius. I had to.

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